YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP ... OR CAN YOU?
The Education World Premiere Humor (Continued
from EdWorld At Home) - A man allegedly robbed a bank and drove away. He got caught because:
- His license plate on his truck was "FIND ME," which was very easy to remember.
- He left his driver's license behind.
- He ran out of gas.
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- A man stole some valuable jewelry from a fund-raising event. He was caught because:
- He lost the jewelry and reported it to the police.
- He took the jewelry to the same store that had donated it, to check on exactly how much it was worth.
- He wore the jewelry in public, which was pretty weird since it was clearly women's jewelry.
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- The police responded to a 911 call and found an elderly man who had fallen out of his wheelchair and couldn't
reach the phone. How had they been called?
- Well, nobody knows, but it's believed that Oprah did it as one of her acts of kindness.
- The man kept tossing marbles at the phone until he hit the right combination.
- Nobody really knows, but the man's cat was sitting by the phone when the police arrived.
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- A church recently had an unusual fund-raising sale. What did they sell?
- Bricks.
- Toilet paper.
- Sin "passes."
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- MAKE UP YOUR OWN CRAZY NEWS STORY, OR FIND ONE!
That's right, folks. Make up a crazy news quiz story, or find one, and email it to [email protected],
with the subject line Crazy News. You might find your contribution in the next Education World Premiere
Humor Crazy News Quiz.
- a. Witnesses described the suspect's vehicle as a 1994 Black GMC pickup, specifically the eye-catching
"FINDME" plate.
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- b. The mistake was particularly dumb because he didn't need to check the value by taking it to the store:
The value of the jewelry was stated in the news reports about its theft!
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- c. That's right – the cat seems to have punched in 911 – or at least hit the speed-dial button
for 911. The cat's name is Tommy.
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- b. Toilet paper. Brand: Angel Soft.
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