Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Summer
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Like a puppy,
Summer pokes its green nose
Into my classroom,
Begging me outside...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Wearing Costumes
To School
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I'd like to wear my costume
For...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Teacher's Questions
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I really like my teacher,
And I think she likes me too.
She smiles when...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
"Don't Call on Me" List
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Mama and Daddy don't like it
Getting phone calls at dinnertime.
They...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
The Teacher's Messy Desk
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My teacher's desk is piled high
With papers, books, and stuff.
And...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Summer Vacation
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I've waited for this day for months
School is finally out!
No...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Taking Tests On Mondays
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Taking tests on Mondays
Ought to be against the law
Because it forces me...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
The Bad Report Card
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Tomorrow'll be a special day;
It's apt to change my life
From friends and...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Gravity
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In school I learned that apples
Fell on Isaac Newton's head
And made him discover...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
The Substitute Teacher
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At five a.m. the telephone
Rings sharply in my ear.
The principal, on...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
My Students
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They come in big and little.
They come in short and tall.
Some are fat. Some are...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Geography
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My teacher said Geography
is about where stuff is at.
Like towns and lakes and...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Sitting in the Hallway
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I'm sitting in the hallway,
And the classroom door is closed.
The...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Excuses
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"My dog ate my homework,"
Is so, s-o-o-o-o 5th grade.
I think it's time that some...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
The Silent E Poem
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I'm pretty poor at spelling,
So I think it's kind of funny
How when words...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
One Child Left Behind
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This year I am in kindergarten --
I'm off to the big kids' school.
No...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Inside Recess
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We can't go out for recess!
It's raining cats and dogs.
Teacher says it's too...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
Retention
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My teacher kept me after class
And gave me quite a fear.
She said if I did not...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
The Mouse in School
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"Vermin! Vermin!" Our
Teacher's voice was shrill!
And that much...
Mr. Ivan, The Principal Poet
School Bus
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The yellow bus holds children,
And I ride it every day.
In morning, it heads off...