Another Crazy News Quiz
(Continued from EdWorld At Home)
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A young man saved a woman from drowning, then realized...
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It was his mean Aunt Dee and put her back in the water
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It was actually his aunt
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It was his mother trying to save his Aunt Dee
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It was a nurse who had saved his life years before
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A man received a message in a bottle. The most amazing thing was...
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It arrived postage due.
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It was a reply to his earlier message in a bottle.
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It was junk mail.
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It was a message he had sent out himself years before.
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A driver blamed a potato in an insurance claim. The potato allegedly...
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Took over the vehicle and drove recklessly for hours.
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Fell off a garbage truck and cracked the windshield.
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Got stuck under the brake pedal.
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Got stuck under the hood and caused a fire.
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A shark ended a swimming competition in Australia by ...
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Complaining to the authorities that the other competitors were using performance-enhancing drugs
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Winning before other swimmers had really got started
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Eating the timekeeper
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Just showing up.
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Vice President Dick Cheney shot someone ...
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... and was quoted as shouting "One less Democrat!"
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... to prove he could have been a combat veteran if he'd wanted to be.
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... in a duck hunting accident.
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... hoping to finally bag bin Laden.
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Librarians are upset by a new Librarian action figure because ...
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It just can't learn the Dewy Decimal System.
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They think the way it says "Shush!" makes it a stereotype.
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It won't shut up in the Library.
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It's better than they are at using the computer system.
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d. A young man saved a woman from drowning, then realize it was a nurse who had saved his life years before by giving him CPR after he was hit in the chest by a baseball bat.
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b. A man received a message in a bottle. The most amazing thing was it was a reply to his earlier message in a bottle. The reply was: Stop littering!
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c. A driver blamed a potato in an insurance claim. The potato allegedly got stuck under the brake pedal.
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d. A shark ended a swimming competition in Australia by just showing up. What do you think, they're going to keep swimming there?
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c. ... in a duck-hunting accident. Turns out the person wasn't a duck, but an attorney.
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b. Librarians are upset by a new Librarian action figure because they think the way it says "Shush!" makes it a stereotype. And the fuddy-duddy, dowdy looks of the little toy. They're lobbying to make it pumped up and costumed like Invisible Woman.
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