More Fun with the (Weird) News
(Continued from EdWorld At Home)

1. Pick the true story.
   
   1. A tooth thought to belong to Napoleon was sold in an auction for more than $20,000.
   
   
   A giant panda escaped a zoo in the Midwest and rampaged throughout the countryside.
   
   A security guard was fired for dressing up like a ghost and scaring the people he was supposed to be guarding.
   
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2. A woman in Iowa found something in a package of coffee that might have gotten in there because of hurricane Katrina. What was it?
   
   1. A no-bid contract for rebuilding a levee.
      
   2. A very small FEMA executive.
      
   3. A dead turtle.
      
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3. A runaway ostrich did serious damage to something on the island of Cyprus. What was it?
   
   1. A Mercedes.
      
   2. The tourist industry.
      
   3. An ancient monument to ostriches.
      
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4. A postcard that was mailed from one friend to another in Sweden arrived recently ... 50 years late. The message included:
   
   1. A wedding invitation.
      
   2. A "get well soon" wish.
      
   3. A lottery number.
      
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5. A woman dressed as a witch handed a bank teller a note saying that she (the witch) had a gun and wanted the bank's cash. Before anyone could react:
   
   1. Dorothy dropped a house on her.
      
   2. The witch vanished in a cloud she set off with a security device that produces a cloud of dye.
      
   3. The witch, now dressed as a "normal" bank-robber in a hooded sweatshirt, successfully robbed a different bank a half-hour later.
      
   4. b and c!
      
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