(Continued from EdWorld
At Home) That's right, kids: The oldest
jokes in the world AND their fascinating histories!
Number
10. Approximate age: at least 40 years. Originally attributed
to little Joey Kracken, who, as any kid in 1960s Nebraska would
tell you, was always crackin jokes.
Knock,
Knock
Who's
there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce
in and you'll find out.
Number 9.
Approximate age: 40-50 years. Originally attributed to a school
crossing guard in Missouri known as Al who had a small garden planted
at his crosswalk.
How
do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
Number 8.
Approximate age: at least 50 years. Originator unknown, but a copy
of the confiscated note on which this joke may have first been written
is on display at the Museum of Old Jokes of Ohio (Mojo, for short).
Why
did the pony cough? He was a little hoarse.
Number 7.
Approximate age: at least 60 years. Possibly originated by then7-year-old
Herman Audubon, a little-known distant descendant of the great naturalist
and illustrator.
Why
do birds fly south in the winter? Its too far to walk.
Number 6.
Exact age: 73 years. One of the most famous jokes, of course, but
the precision with which we know its origin is unusual in this list.
Daisy Buckinstock, a rambunctious farm girl in Idaho, actually combined
the development of this joke with a science-fair project by conducting
a scientifically valid survey of chickens herded across a residential
street in Boise on the morning of April 1, 1932.
Why
did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Other
popular answers included, Because that insane kid Daisy Buckinstock
was chasing us with a broom!
Number 5.
Approximate age: About 100 years. This joke started appearing on
slates in rural Kentucky about the same time Einstein was formulating
his famous theory of general relativity.
What
is the end of everything? The letter G.
Einstein
himself became aware of this joke later in his career, when he was
teaching at Princeton University. Curmudgeon that he was, he pointed
out that the Old German term, Everyschnuckenpuck, ends not with
a G but with a K, thus robbing the joke of much of its impact, in
his opinion.
Number 4.
Approximate age: 385 years. This joke is preserved in the Smithsonian
cafeteria.
If
April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims.
Its
interesting to note that the Pilgrims never got this joke.
Number 3.
Approximate age: 900-1,000 years. Not otherwise known for their
humor, medieval monks took a daily break from their ritual silence
for a quick exchange of knock-knock jokes. This little-known practice
resulted in this joke, truly one of the all-time oldest jokes on
earth.
What
goes, ha ha ha thump? Someone laughing his head off.
Number 2.
Approximate age: 2,500 years. Busy as they were forming the worlds
first democracy and building the foundations of Western culture,
the ancient Greeks did take some time to craft a few really dumb
jokes that have stood the test of time. Cleptomanicus, a Greek actor
known for stealing jokes like crazy, is said to have enjoyed standing
just offstage during a Greek tragedy and trying to crack up his
fellow performers with this purloined line.
Why
did the pig want to be an actor? Because he was a big ham!
Cleptomanicus,
sad to way, was ostracized from Athens in 499 BC because people
couldnt take his stupid jokes anymore, which werent even his to
begin with.
Number 1.
Approximate age: 5,000 years. Thats right, the oldest known joke
in the world. Originating in China during the Bling-Bling Dynasty,
which was marked by having enormously idiotic jokes written in gold
inlay on elaborate ceramic urns, this joke is sometimes thought
to be the very first joke ever written that included a question
mark.
Two
silk worms were in an obstacle-course race. What was the result?
...
A tie.
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